She flutters her eye lashes flirtatiously at this fine male specimen. She usually goes for blonde boys and when I say 'goes for' I really just mean 'awkwardly stares' while fantasizing her sugar plum virgin day dreams... but he will do.
Not knowing what to say on her first date with him, it becomes clear that talking about her lack of dating experience over the years is the obvious topic to begin with.
Talking to him is so easy... he is such a great listener that she can't help but talk about her cats which are to her like her little babies.
Almost instantly she realizes he is the one and shares her greatest dream of being a mother of her own soccer team.
Before she can contain her joy at knowing that this is the man for her, she jumps on the table and declares her virginity to him and restaurant... nope that wasn't awkward at all...
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