It all began with a bush - Le Bush, also known as Yolanda.
Yolanda birthed a squash named Jorge but if you are Latino you will know that he preferred the pronunciation of Hor-Hey
Jorge was abducted from his mother bush by a crazy swiper fiend name Flora the exportera
This poor squash was then crated away... far far away from his bush in Spanish Fork to a strange place called Provo
When he arrived at the place, called a store he realized he was being taken out of a cardboard box and had no idea how he got there
He was scared at first but quickly made friends with the other squashes on the shelf... especially one named Lola (he like-ed the Lola). They would all huddle together and people watch all day & that was just fine with Jorge.
But then out of no where this strange lady grabbed him from the shelf and tore him away from his Lola and his heart pained him.
The lady took him to a horrible torture chamber called - THE KITCHEN. She cut him open and ripped his guts out. He never knew such pain.
She then shoved him into a thing called - THE OVEN where he burned and burned.
That was the last thing his charred body remembered before leaving this world.
And that is the story of Jorge - a sad story of a vegetable.
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