Lady Gaga Shoes

I can only imagine how difficult it is to be Gaga and walking in her shoe collection.

When You Realize That Your Pet Thinks He Owns The Bed...

Have you ever had a restless night because your pet was hogging your bed and wouldn't get off?  

Vampire, Wizard or Hobbit?

And That's How Sue Sylvester C's It

Explaining Twitter to a Medieval Man

Sending messages sure have changed over the centuries... yet the bird still remain

Snow White & the Seven Georges

Snow White meets George Foreman and his kids... who are also George Foreman

Pickle Chips

This is what Pickle Chips does to a person.  It makes you a monster.  Are you a Pickle Chip eating fiend?

Mufasa Dies

#DisneyMemories that will haunt me for life

Bella Meets Santa

The Cowardly Lion Meets Hello Kitty

Kitties love red bows.  #Fact

This is How I Feel About DP

Don't even think about touching my Dr. Pepper!

Modern Day Multitasker

Today the best multitaskers can do an array of things such as watching tv, chatting online, using search engines, watching viral videos, reading magazines, listening to their ipods and texting on their phone without once having to get off their butts.  How many things can you do on your rumpus? 

That Awkward Time When Voldemort was Nothing but an Ugly Baby...

I always wondered if during this time if Pettigrew ever had to change Voldemort's diapers or something.  #Awkward

BYU Hipster Rebel

Leopold was surprised that Gustave had a bigger mustache, a larger v-neck neckline, more chest hair and tighter skinny jeans than he had.  

Harry Potter takes Frosty for a Broom Ride

Another innocent life lost because of a boy named Harry Potter... 

Voldemort & the Aliens

Acorn Squash: The Story of a Vegetable

It all began with a bush - Le Bush, also known as Yolanda.

Yolanda birthed a squash named Jorge but if you are Latino you will know that he preferred the pronunciation of Hor-Hey 

Jorge was abducted from his mother bush by a crazy swiper fiend name Flora the exportera

This poor squash was then crated away... far far away from his bush in Spanish Fork to a strange place called Provo

When he arrived at the place, called a store he realized he was being taken out of a cardboard box and had no idea how he got there

He was scared at first but quickly made friends with the other squashes on the shelf... especially one named Lola (he like-ed the Lola).  They would all huddle together and people watch all day & that was just fine with Jorge.

But then out of no where this strange lady grabbed him from the shelf and tore him away from his Lola and his heart pained him.

The lady took him to a horrible torture chamber called - THE KITCHEN.  She cut him open and ripped his guts out.  He never knew such pain.

She then shoved him into a thing called - THE OVEN where he burned and burned.

That was the last thing his charred body remembered before leaving this world.

And that is the story of Jorge - a sad story of a vegetable.